Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Weezer Snuggie part 2

http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=12765

Now they're making a Weezer branded Snuggie. They have become suck incarnate. Every specific thing that is bad about music and the music industry is now being worn like a merit badge on the many bemerit-badged shitsash that is Weezer. Pretentious? check. Overhyped? check. Commercialized to the point of glorified infomercial? check.

You Hear That, Weezer? You're an infomercial now.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

"where are the bracing yet approachable guitar patterns?"

Radiohead Denies Influencing Local Band

Not to put too fine a point on it, but when will the Onion write a bad joke? Seriously, guys. You're making the rest of us look bad.

Also, OK Computer changed my life. Thought you should know.

Heaven Knows I'm Literature Now

that's the title of a paper I wrote the other day. It was about English Literature and it's relationship to religion through history. Here are the other titles I was kicking around:
Alternate titles for this paper:

This Knight Has Opened My Eyes
God Save The Theme
Allegory In The UK
London Scrawling
Talkin' 'Bout My Veneration
Annunciation Breakdown
Grouses Of The Holy
Prayer-way To Heaven
Wrack Sabbath
Sign O' The Thames
Gimme Cloister
Symbolism For The Devil
(Can't Get No) Benediction

Friday, May 22, 2009

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Put On A Snuggie...

Weezer, like the raw pestilence that they are, fucking ruined it for you.



Hey guys, let's promote our new tour with a press conference where we wear snuggies! It'll be goofy AND cultural!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

New Dredg

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I've heard grumblings from a few people about the new album, but fear not: they are wrong and this album is fucking awesome. I feel as though their sonic and stylistic repertoire is expanding, and that's what's making people who worshipped at the throne of El Cielo and then Judas'd Catch Without Arms (which is actually a ridiculously solid album when you analyze it track by track) so very uncomfortable. (I apologize for the length of that sentence)

Anyways, this album has just a thousand new sounds, and i've been having an absolute ball picking it all apart. I wouldn't recommend it to all of you out in internarnia, but for some it will hold a great cascade of delights.

Also, note the drummer playing piano in the video and the wrench on the pedal steel. bodacious.