Ted Danson reads his fan mail.

more like BAWL-E

remember when you cried during Up? well warm up those ducts, because Pixar's not quite done with you.

Pixar Grants Dying Girl's Wish To See 'Up'

Read the whole thing, it gets amazingly sad toward the end.

Great Moments in Verbal Pedophilia

Can anyone else imagine the phrase "Verbal Pedophile" showing up in a Wu-Tang song?

"I'm a verbal pedophile, snappin' MCs like a crocodile/
put on ya crocks with tube socks and try to walk a mile"

Free Music: E-603

No, not mp3. Zip. as in, full album. This guy's gotta be like twelve but he mashes a mean song.

here's his FREE discography.

Here's his free first album.


The weird part is that I have at least 10 friends who would rock that sweater without batting an eye.

Sacramento, you savage cretch.

Sometimes I look at posts from The Onion in my news feed and assume they're real only to realize my mistake, smirk, and whisper "oh, Onion. You're wondrous." Other times, it doesn't quite happen that way. These times, as Dr. Ian Malcolm would say, "Life finds a way."

1 Killed in Late-Night Taco Truck Visit

Weezer Snuggie part 2

http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=12765

Now they're making a Weezer branded Snuggie. They have become suck incarnate. Every specific thing that is bad about music and the music industry is now being worn like a merit badge on the many bemerit-badged shitsash that is Weezer. Pretentious? check. Overhyped? check. Commercialized to the point of glorified infomercial? check.

You Hear That, Weezer? You're an infomercial now.

Mastodon Gig Posters

Here.


So good.