Holy Fuck: "If James Brown were alive today, he'd be Holy Fuck."
Serj Tankian: "FROM BEHIND THOSE EMPTY LYRICS!!!! FROM BEHIND THOSE EMPTY LYRICS!!!!"
Roger Waters: "And then, silently, the world stopped taking its medication."
Deadmau5: "Either this guy's fucking amazing or I'm just a sucker for goofy masks. Or both."
Prince: "Prince is so gay he fucks women." (I'm such a class act.)
Stars: "Little did they know the hatred that seethed behind the delightful, loving pop tunes."
Gogol Bordello: "Then the great holy gypsy danced into the crowd, which offered him their wallets freely as tribute." (gypsies, pickpocketing, oh nevermind...)
Busy P: "They say the more alien in appearance the DJ, the better the set."
Metric: "What's the sound of one man napping? Oh yes, zzzz...."
Fatboy Slim: "That guy might be older than electronics."
Goldfrapp: "She's wearing like 3 decades right now."
I'm From Barcelona: "It's like being diabetic. You could be in I'm From Barcelona and not even know it... Until your organs started shutting down."
Spank Rock: "In the history of Hip-hop shows, there has never been a more clothed female presence onstage than right now. Except for maybe Queen Latifah, but only if you go by yards of fabric."
Chromeo: "If you're cool enough to be onstage for this show, you're cool enough to take a punch in the balls from me."